DDR. Not Sure if They're Doin' it Right

I remember when DDR was the thang.  People throwing down all over arcade machines everywhere.  I mean, taking this shit seriously.  It was like the Street Fighter II kids all over again.  I had about as much interest in it as I do having a donkey kick me in my face, hard.  But I always thought, man, that'd be a super cool game for kids, if all these teens weren't hogging it the hell up.  So, I saw this thing at the minigolf place, and put my biggest girls up on it.  They didn't seem as interested or into as I thought they would be.  The end.