I remember when DDR was the thang. People throwing down all over arcade machines everywhere. I mean, taking this shit seriously. It was like the Street Fighter II kids all over again. I had about as much interest in it as I do having a donkey kick me in my face, hard. But I always thought, man, that'd be a super cool game for kids, if all these teens weren't hogging it the hell up. So, I saw this thing at the minigolf place, and put my biggest girls up on it. They didn't seem as interested or into as I thought they would be. The end.